OK HERE WE GO, OH NO THIS SMILE IS NOT TOO CUTE AFTER MOMMY CLEANED UP, EMMY DECIDED THAT SHE WANTED TO MESS UP, SHE WENT IN TO THE CABINET AND TOOK OUT THE YUMMY POTATO CHIPS, ASKED ME IF I WANTED SOME AND I SAID NO NOT ME. I DID NOT YELL AT HER AND ASK HER TO GIVE THEM TO ME AND WAS RUNNING AFTER HER ALL LOVER THE HOUSE TRYING TO GET THE BAG OF POTATO CHIPS, NOT ME! WHEN I FINALLY RESCUED THE BAD OF CHIPS I PUT IT ON TOP OF THE COUNTER NOT THINKING THAT SHE WOULD GO IN THE BATH ROOM AND GET THE STEPPING STOOL SMART KID, AND I CONTINUED TO POST , EMMY WAS MAD THAT SHE COULD NOT HAVE IT THEN REACHED AND GRAPED IT AND WAS SAYING YUMMY ,YUMMY AND THEN AS I WENT IN THE LIVING ROOM SCARED HER AND SHE DROOPED THE BAG ALL LOVER MY CLEAN CARPET, NOT ME I DIDN'T YELL OR LAUGH, NO NOT ME I RAN IN TO THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND CLEANED UP THE MESS AFTER TAKING A PICTURE OF COURSE, BUT THAT WOULD OF NOT BEEN ME TO NOT TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS NAUGHTY BEHAVIOR, NOPE NOT ME, I DID NOT START LAUGHING AFTER SEEING THE FEAR ON HER FACE FOR HAVING FUN, NO NOT ME EITHER.
LOOK AT THIS FACE, SO EXCITED BEING NAUGHTY.
LOOK AT THIS MESS, OH NO!I DID NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH THIS NEW SINGER THAT A FRIEND INTRODUCED ME TO , NO NOT ME CAUSE I'AM A MARRIED LADY WITH TWO KIDS AND A DOG THAT WAS NOT ME, I DID NOT RUN TO TARGET AND BUY HIS NEW CD , NOPE NOT ME DO YOU THINK I'AM DESPERATE OR SOMETHING, NOT ME YOU HAVE ME CON FUSSED WITH BREE ON DESPERATE HOUSE WIFE'S, I'AM NOTHING LIKE HER NOPE NOT ME EITHER, I DIDN'T JAM ALL THE WAY HOME SINGING FROSTY THE SNOW MAN ,NOPE I KNOW WHAT MONTH THIS IS AND IT AIN'T DECEMBER YET , AND NO THAT WAS NOT ME SAYING AIN'T, AND I DID NOT JAM AS SOON I GOT HOME WITH THE GIRLS , SINGING JINGLE BELLS WITH MY ROUND CURL BRUSH AND ONLY ONE OF MY HUBBY'S LONG SLEEVE POLO WORK SHIRTS AND MY UNDIES NO I DID NOT GIVE AWAY OUR SECRET DANCE TIME FUN BEHIND CLOSED DOORS TO ALL OF YOU NO NOT ME. WE DIDN'T BUY A CHRISTMAS'S CD AT TARGET AND I DIDN'T SING AND HAVE THAT O HOLY NIGHT SONG IN MY HEAD ALL NIGHT LONG AND WAKE UP SINGING O HOLY NIGH . NO NOT ME I KNOW WE ARE IN THE MONTH OF OCTOBER AND I DIDN'T SEE A CHRISTMAS ISLE ALL DONE AND READY AT TARGET AND WE WERE LOOKING AT THE CHRISTMAS LIGHT AND DECIDING THE THEME OF OF TREE ALREADY NOPE NOT ME.
AND I DID NOT FINALLY GET AROUND TO POSTING MY FLOWERS , CARD AND THE CANDLE PICTURE THAT I RECEIVED FROM MY HUSBAND LAST WEEK.WHEN HE WAS SO GUILTY AND GOD SENT HIM A MESSAGE TO GO AND GET HIS LOVELY BEAUTIFUL WIFE FLOWERS AND A CARD AND GIVE IT TO HER , NO THIS ISN'T ME. I POST RIGHT AWAY AND DO NOT USE PHOTO I STOCK PICTURES HOPING THAT I RECEIVED A BED OF ROSES AND NOT WAL MART'S BEST, NO NOT ME I DID NOT SAY THAT .NOT ME!
WOW TO THINK I HAD NOTHING IN ME HA YEAH RIGHT NOPE NOT ME THAT IS FOR SURE! HOPE YOU ALL HAD A GOOD LAUGH TELL ME A NOT ME STOREY, WILL COMPARE. NOT ME!!!!!!!!!
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