NOT ME MONDAY?

I DID NOT GET MAD IN THE CAR LOOP TODAY.

I DID NOT FILL UP WITH RAGE AFTER WAKENING MY FAMILY UP EARLY AFTER (MIND YOU NOT SLEEPING ALL THAT WELL), GETTING MY DAUGHTER ALL READY FOR SCHOOL GOING ON THE DREAD FULL CAR LOOP WHICH IS A TASK ITSELF.AFTER WAITING ON A 30 MINUET LINE. AT THE BEGINNING OF LINE TO ENTER A CAR CUT ME OFF MAKING ME ALMOST IN A ACCIDENT. I WAS SO TICKED FOR HER ALMOST CAUSING A ACCIDENT WITH MY DAUGHTERS IN THE CAR. THE RAGE CAME INTO ME AND THE NASTY LADY WITH THE BLACK FORD JEEP WAS ALL SMILES ABOUT IT. GREER I WOULD NEVER MINDED IF SOMEONE NEEDED TO GO IN FRONT OF ME. YOU ASK AND I WOULD SAY OF COURSE BUT TO CUT SOME ONE OFF IN A WAY THAT ALMOST CAUSED A ACCIDENT. NEVER. I DID NOT HAVE THE RAGE ALL OVER MY BODY AND GET OUT AT THE NEXT SAFE SPOT AND TO KNOCK ON HER WINDOW .TO EXPLAIN I WOULD OF NEVER MINDED IT IF U NEEDED TO CUT IN A 30 MINUET LINE INSTEAD OF WAITING LIKE EVERY ONE ELSE. I COULD OF HIT HER AND THE COPS AND THE INS WOULD HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF IT. I TRIED TO NICELY EXPLAIN THAT I WOULD NEVER OF MINDED BUT DO NOT DO SOMETHING THAT COULD CAUSE MY FAMILY HARM BE A SAFE DRIVER. YOU DUMMY IF I WAS NOT IN MY FURRY SLIPPERS AND NOT SO TIRED I WOULD OF TURNED HER IN .AND THE PART THAT PISSED ME OFF THE MOST WAS WHEN I WENT TO TALK TO HER , THE MS.NASTY PERSON REFUSED TO OPEN HER WINDOW.SISSY UNTIL I WAS ALMOST IN MY CAR. AND SAID GO AWAY! SHE DESERVES THE MOTHER OF THE YEAR AWARD! A REAL WINNER! NOT SHE WILL PAY I'M SURE .GOD DOES NOT LIKE NASTY LADIES. LADY IS TOO NICE OF A WORD RIGHT NOW FOR ME I WILL CALL HER MS.NASTY PERSON . THAT IS THE BEST I CAN DO. SIGH THANKS FOR LISTING TO ME. AND THAT NASTY MS. RUDENESS PERSON WHO ALMOST CAUSED A ACCIDENT WITH MY KIDS IN THE CAR BETTER HOPE THAT DOES NOT EVER HAPPEN TO HER. MS NASTY.THE RAGE JUST BOTHERED ME AS WELL I HONESTY WOULD OF SAID "HI , I WOULD NEVER OF MINDED IF YOU ASKED OR GAVE ME A HEADS UP SIGNAL TO CUT ME AFTER I CLEARLY WAS WAITING 35 MINUETS LIKE EVERY ONE ELSE," HOWEVER I WOULD ALSO HAVE APPRECIATED IF YOU DIDN'T JEOPARDIZED ,MY FAMILY WITH ALMOST CAUSING A ACCIDENT AT THIS HOLIDAY SEASON .THEY ARE ALL MY EVERYTHING, LIKE YOUR DAUGHTER IS I'M SURE. THAT IS WHAT I WOULD OF SAID TO BE HONEST TO THE RUDE MS. NASTY PERSON SIGH THE NASTY LADY OPENS HER WINDOW AFTER THAT AND SAYS MERRY CHRISTMAS LOL DOES SHE UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANS? TO ME THAT IS A SPECIAL WORD AND AFTER BEING RUDE AND NASTY AND NOT A NICE ALL AROUND PERSON. AT THAT MOMENT SHE WAS NOT AT ALL JOLLY OR MERRY OR EVEN CHRISTIAN LIKE AT ALL.DO NOT SAY THAT TO ME! SIGH OK I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER NOT MY STOMACH IS RAGING . I PURPOSELY DID NOT SAY ANYTHING TO THE POLICE OFFICER AFTER MAKING IT IN FRONT OF THE SCHOOL LINE ,BEING THAT MY DAUGHTER WAS IN THE CAR. I DID NOT WANT TO SHOW THAT EXAMPLE .NO NOT ME I WANTED TO JUST TELL THE NASTY LADY NOT TO CAUSE ME TO GET IN ACCIDENT MY SWEET FAMILY THAT'S MEANS THE WORLD TO ME IN THE CAR. COME ON LADY!~WHAT I'M MORE TICKED AT IS THIS STORY CUTTING MY OTHER NOT ME'S THAT WERE FUNNY AND GOOD. SO LETS CARRY ON SHALL WE! THANKS FOR LISTENING.

FUN SHOPPING !

I DID NOT GET ALL EXCITED TO GO SHOPPING THIS WEEKEND AND GO TO THE MALL AT ALL. THAT I HAVE NOT BEEN TO IN A WHILE. I WAS NOT HAPPY THAT I WAS TRYING TO FIND ALL THE ACCESSORISES FOR GABBY'S OUTFIT AND WAS SCORING BIG TIME AFTER ONE BAD HIT IN ONE SHOE STORE NOT HAVING HER SIZE SHOE BUT FINDING THEM IN STRIDE RITE I SCORED.SINCE SHE IS WAS PERFORMING IN THE CHOIR THIS WEEKEND. I DID NOT GET EXCITED TO USE MY GIFT CARD AT MACY'S THAT MY SISTER GAVE ME .AND FIND ALL THESE TOPS THAT I LOVED SO MUCH. NOT BECAUSE THEY ALL LOOKED LIKE CARLY ON GENERAL HOSPITAL NO NOT ME!I ALSO WAS NOT EXCITED THAT EACH WAS $5O DOLLARS AND THAT I BROUGHT 4 FOR $20 A PIECE ON THIS ONE DAY SALE. SO LETS ADD HERE SHALL WE, $ 50 DOLLAR SHIRTS FOR 20 ON SALE = 80 INSTEAD OF $200 OH YEAH THAT CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION COME ON !

IN THE SHOPPING & SCOUTING OUT SALES I DID NOT HAVE A COUPON FOR GYMBOREE MY FAVORITE STORE FOR THE GIRLS OF %25 OFF AND THEN TO ALSO BE TOLD THE SECOND WE ENTERED THE STORE IT'S A ONE DAY SALE EVERY THING IN ADDITIONAL 20% OFF. WHAT ? DID I HEAR THAT CORRECTLY ? I ASKED THE LADY IF I UNDERSTOOD CORRECTLY ABOUT THE SALE.I ALSO ASKED DOES THAT INCLUDE THE ACCESSORISES '("WELL A GIRL NEEDS THEM WITH EVERY OUTFIT!")AND COUPONS THAT I HAVE ?I LOVE TO GET THE MATCHING BOWS , SOCKS AND OTHER CUTE THINGS . SHE REPLIES YES MY HUSBAND SAID IT SHOULD OF BEEN NO !NOTICED I CROSSED THAT OUT. MOMMY LIKES YES! THE GIRLS MADE OUT WONDERFUL . 2 SKIRTS 2 SHIRTS SOCKS FOR EACH 4 BOWS ONE CLIP, AN . BAM..... I LOVE SALES TOO BAD MY HUBBY DID NOT. BUT AFTER ALL WAS SO HAPPY TO SEE THE CUTE SETS AND KNOW HOW MUCH I SAVED HIM. GOT TO LOVE BARGAIN'S.

THE HAIR CUT, I WAS DREAMING ABOUT MY DAUGHTER FRIDAY NIGHT .
SHE HAS BEEN BEGGING ME TO CUT HER HAIR SHORTER. NOTICE I CROSSED THAT OUT. MOMMY DID NOT LIKE THAT IDEA. 8 1/2 AND I'M IN MY 30's OH I'M OLDER . NOT SO PROUD TO BE IN MY 30TH'S AND TOLD ALL OF YOU . I'M AN OLD SWEET LADY . WELL I DID NOT WAKE UP SATURDAY MORNING AND TALK TO MY HUSBAND AND SAY I WANT TO TAKE GABBY FOR A HAIR CUT ,SO THAT SHE LOOKS GOOD FOR TOMORROWS SHOW.HE DID NOT REPLIE OK TRY TO GET HER IN. AS SHOCKED AS I WAS THAT WAS TOO EASY, I DID NOT RUN TO THE PHONE A DIAL THE NUMBER SO FAST WHICH IS ON SPEED DIAL . THE LADY DID NOT SAY WHY YES I HAVE A CANCELLATION AT 3PM. I WAS NOT AT ALL EXCITED . WE ARRIVED THERE AND I QUESTIONED ?WHY WAS HER HAIR SO DRY AND HE SAID ITS A NUMBER OF THINGS, ONE HAIR DRYER, ROLLERS, FLAT IRON, AND POOL, SUN, AND SWEAT. ALL CAN FORM DRY HAIR, I SAID AND THE STRINGY NE SS AT THE BOTTOM, SAYS THAT'S HER HAIR LENGTH .HE ADDED THAT HER HAIR IS PRETTY HEALTHY. HOW YOU CAN SAY THAT IN THE SAME SENTENCE IS BEYOND ME. SHE HAS THIS , THIS , THIS , BUT IT'S HEALTHY . THEN I SURPRISED GABBY AND SAID THAT HE COULD TAKE OFF 2 1/2 INCHES .THIS HAIRDRESSER KNOWS ME AND I NEVER WOULD SAY THAT, HE ONE ASKED IF I WAS OK, AND TWO IF I WAS KIDDING? THEN GABBY ADDS IN HURRY START CUTTING LOL . MR. B JUST LISTEN TO HER SHE IS VERY SANE TODAY ,AND IN A REAL GOOD MOOD! LOL SIGH OH GABBY, I DID IN FACT REPLIE YES THAT SHE WANTED A CHANGE AND WANTS EVERY ONE TO NOTICE SHE CUT HER HAIR THIS TIME. HE SAID OK I WILL DO IT NICE. SO 2 1/2 INCHES LATER . AND WITH LAYERS WHICH ALSO MAKES IT SHORTER AND A SMILE ON HER FACE, AND BTW WHAT A AWESOME JOB HE DID. SHE STILL HAS LENGTH BUT ALSO HAS THAT MILEY CRYUS LAYERED PIECE LOOK SHE WANTED SO BAD. HER SMILE WAS PRICELESS. YOU CAN STILL PULL IT UP IN A PONY AND LOOKS CUTE. THE HAIR DRESSER KEPT LOOKING AT ME TO SEE IF I WAS INDEED GOING TO FAINT. I WAS INDEED FINE, UNTIL WE LEFT AND DADDY THANK GOD WHO TOOK EMMA SHOPPING IN THE MARKET FOR COOKIES AND TO STAY OUT OF MY HAIR TO RELAX. WHICH WAS WHAT I WAS NOT DOING! WELL WE ALL CAME OUT TOGETHER AT THE SAME TIME THIS IS MY HUBBY AND GABBY'S CONVERSATION ACROSS THE STREET. EXCUSE ME WHO ARE YOU HUBBY SAYS? I'M YOUR BABY GIRL SHE REPLIES. HE REPLIES OH MY GOSH YOU SAID A TRIM THAT IS NOT A TRIM THATS CUTTING ALLOT OFF. AND THEN SOME OTHER WORDS , HER LONG HAIR, OH MY . THEN HUBBY LOOKS AT ME AND SAY'S "FEELING ALRIGHT," I SAID YES FINE THANKS FOR ASKING AND I TELL GABBY TO HURRY AND GET IN THE CAR. AT THAT POINT I DID NOT HELP WITH EMMA OR THE GROCEY'S I WENT IN THE CAR AND SAT DOWN. I WAS FINE UNTIL AFTER I GAVE THE ORDER BY I DID NOT SAY THAT TO HIM.BUT I LOVE IT. HUBBY THEN SMILES AND SAYS DO YOU LIKE IT MISS CYRUS ?WHICH GAVE GABBY A GIGGLE WITH A HUGE PRICELESS SMILE. WHY YES I DO SIR. LOL WOW I THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE HARD . WHAT AM I SAYING IT WAS ? A PROTECTIVE FATHER GRRRRR THAT IS WHY I SAID PUT ON YOUR HAT. SEE MEN NEVER NOTICE SOMETHING THAT YOU WANT THEM TOO ,BUT SOMETHING YOU DO NOT THEY IN FACT DO. BUT GABBY WAS HAPPY AND ALL SMILES SHOWING IT OFF TO EVERY ONE. THEN HAD A PLAY DATE AND THE FRIEND SAID WOW YOUR HAIR CUTS LOOKS AWESOME.I GOT A TAP ON THE BACK. HUBBY SAID AT THE END OF THE NIGHT IT LOOKS SO HEALTHY AND GOOD ON HER NICE CHANGE.
DID NOT SEE THAT COMING DID YA! ME NEITHER
THE CHOIR PERFORMANCE.

WE WERE INDEED RUNNING LATE EVERY THING THAT WAS HAPPENING WAS NOT INDEED IN MY FAVOR.

IT WAS COLD, FOGGY, AND RAINING, I WAS RUNNING LATE , MY CAMERA WAS LOW ON BATTERIES THAT IT WOULD NOT START. I WAS CRYING THAT I WOULD INDEED NOT HAVE ANY PICTURES OF HER. I DID NOT WAKE UP MY HUBBY AND CRY AND ASKED HIM TO RUN TO WAL-MART FOR BATTERIES WHILE I RUSHED ,ME AND GABBY TO GET READY.( HE SAID "SURE",) WHAT A GUY I MARRIED . AS LATE AS I WAS ABOUT 10 MINUETS AND TRYING TO BYPASS THE SLOW GRANNY'S DRIVING CAUSE WE WERE INDEED LATE . I WAS A HELPER THERE AS WELL AND NEEDED. AND I WAS SO SURPRISED HOW MANY PEOPLE AT 7 AM ON SUNDAY WERE OUT AND ABOUT . OK SO I DID INDEED GET THERE HELPING OUT AND WE WERE ARRANGING THE CHILDREN ACCORDING TO HEIGHT. WHEN THIS ONE FAMILY OF I BELIEVE 16, I HAVE TO SAY , SAID EXCUSE ME ?THAT GIRL IN THE PURPLE THAT LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL SHE IS OUT SHINING MY DAUGHTER I LOOKED AND SAID WHO? , THAT BEAUTIFUL WELL DRESSED GIRL OK I DID NOT SAY THAT ?I DID SAY THE GIRL 2ND ROW IN PURPLE, THEY SAID YES, OH (IT GETS BETTER,) WELL SHE IS OUT SHINING MY DAUGHTER IN PLAID CAN YOU MOVE HER,? I BITE MY TONGUE AND SAID "WHAT DO YOU MEAN OUT SHINING"? LOL SHE SAID SHE LOOKS PRETTIER THEN MY DAUGHTER AND IS COVERING MY LITTLE GIRL UP . WHO SAYS THAT GOSH .I CAN NOT SEE HER JUST SWITCH THEM FOR ME! (OK I SAID) SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS IN CHARGE OF THE SHOW CLEARLY, OK SURE I WILL TRY TO ARRANGE IT FOR U . SO I GO AND PLAY SWITCHING. I GLADLY MOVE THE GIRL WEAR THEY WANTED AND MOVE MY DAUGHTER IN PURPLE IN THE TOP CENTER WEAR SHE SHINED AND STOOD OUT EVEN MORE .I WAS SMILING. I HAPPENED TO SIT IN FRONT OF THE FAMILY AND DUNNING THE PEACE BE WITH YOU CAME ALONG, THEY SAID "THANKS FOR MOVING THAT GIRL" WE APPRECIATE THAT . I SAID "NO PROBLEM SHE IS MY DAUGHTER. UM THERE MOUTHS WERE OPEN CAN I REALLY SAY INSERT YOUR FOOT IN MOUTH , OR BETTER YET CLOSE YOUR MOUTH A FLY MIGHT FLY IN .I JUST SMILED AND THEY WERE PRETTY QUITE FOR THE REST OF THE SHOW. AND MY FRIEND GAVE THEM THE LOOK LIKE UN-HUH YOU ALL MESSED UP LOL. I DID NOT GIVE MY DAUGHTER THE BEE DY EYE LOOK AT THE START OF THE SHOW.I WOULD NEVER DO THAT FOR HER YAWNING THROUGH THE PERFORMANCE AND THEN FOR GIVING THAT STARE AND SHACKING HER HEAD AFTER THE SOLO ARTIST'S HIGH NOTE WENT BAD .AND THAT INDEED MY DAUGHTER DID NOT LIKE. SHE DID NOT NOTICE ME AND SAY "WHAT MOMMY OUT LOUD". NO NOT MY SWEET DAUGHTER THAT WAS NOT HER. AND THE SOLO GIRL SINGING WAS NOT INDEED THE DIRECTOR OF CHOIR'S DAUGHTER. SIGH. OVER ALL IT WAS A GREAT SHOW.

I DID NOT CRY OVER WATCHING BROTHERS AND SISTERS LAST EVENING WITH MY HUBBY. NO NOT ME I DO NOT CRY LIKE A LITTLE GIRL OVER T.V SHOWS. MY HUBBY DID NOT SAY WAIT IT'S GONNA BE "TO BE CONTINUED"AND IN THE LAST 5 SECONDS THEY DID A RE CAP AND INDEED IT TURNED OUT BETTER THEN WHAT HE OR ME ALL TEARY EYED PREDICTED. I WAS THRILLED WITH THE LITTLE SWEET GIRLS OUTCOME.ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS, THAT MUST OF BEEN HARD TO REHEARSE. IT WAS TWICE AS HARD FOR ME TO WATCH IT. IF YOU DID NOT SEE IT OR DID SEE IT YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING. AND FOR ALL OF YOU THAT TAPED IT DO NOT FEAR I WILL NOT SAY ANYMORE GO WATCH IT. IF YOU MISSED IT GO TO THERE WEB SITE AND WATCH IT.

CHRISTMAS DECORATING AT MY MOMS HOUSE . WE DID NOT GO TO MY MOMS TO HELP DECORATE FOR CHRISTMAS AND MY EMMA 2 1/2 YEARS OLD DID NOT INDEED SHOCK US BY BEING A GREAT HELPER,NO NOT MY TWO YEAR OLD. COLLECTING THINGS AND PUTTING IT WEAR WE ASKED. SHE IS TRAINED WELL. WE HAD FUN SEEING HER LISTEN . SHE HAD A BLAST BEING THE HELPER AND EVERY THING WAS NICE !


I DID NOT THINK I EVEN WAS GOING TO DO A NOT ME TODAY . I WAS SO TIRED AND WANTED TO REST WHILE BABY GIRL WAS SLEEPING. I STARTED THIS AT 7:57 AM AND FINISHED THIS POST AT 11AM WOW STILL NEED TO DOWN LOAD PICTURES.I ALMOST FORGOT I DID NOT ALMOST PEE IN MY PAINTS WHEN MY HUBBY AND HIS FRIEND WERE FIXING HIS BRAKES OF HIS CAR THAT DID NOT GIVE UP ON OUR FAMILY THIS FRIDAY . I DID NOT HEAR MY HUBBY ALL GREASED UP ASK FOR MY CAMERA ?FOR A SECOND, BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO TAKE SOME PHOTOS OF BEFORE .SO IF THEY MESS UP HE CAN SEE HOW TO FIX IT, HOW SCARY IS THAT . TAKING BEFORE PICTURES, I SAID LOL OK HOW SCARY I THOUGHT YOU TWO DIRTY MEN WERE GOING TO DO A BOYS GONE WILD VIDEO . GLAD I WAS WRONG. LIKE THE GIRLS GO WILD VIDEO .ALL GREASY WITH THE CAR IN THE BACKGROUND. YEAH I SAID THAT LOL. IT WAS TOO FUNNY.SO WHEN I LOOKED AT MY PICTURES TO DOWN LOAD THEM I SAW THIS . ALL I CAN SAY IS I'M LOL. PS CAR FIXED AND SO FAR WORKING GREAT! THANKS BE TO GOD , FOR IT BEING IN , OUR PRICE RANGE AND FIXABLE WITH A FRIENDS HELP THAT KNEW HOW TO CHANGE BREAKS. EVEN THOUGH HE NEEDED TO SNAP A PIC JUST IN CASE. PRETTY SMART ALL JOKES ASIDE.HE DID THE JOB AND WAS A GREAT OFFER OF HELP THANK YOU.
OK SO THAT IS ALL I HAVE LEFT IN ME! THE LONGEST NOT ME POST IN HISTORY I BET! AND TO THINK I DIDN'T EVEN THINK I HAD IT IN ME TODAY AND SURPRISE THE NASTY PERSON PUSHED IT ALL OUT OF ME . TO THE POINT OF LETTING IT OUT! OH I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER. GOOD THERAPY I TELL U.

PICTURES WILL FOLLOW ABOVE