Not me Monday

NOT ME MONDAY

Ok, here we go again, with another not me; no, I did not do it but you know I sure did and this is our therapy session.


I Did not go into Wal-Mart last night with Rella; we needed to purchase water ,also, the water was Not at the top of the shelf and I could not reach it and I most certainly did not have my daughter climb two shelf’s when no one was around or looking and crawl in the slot to get the mini water bottles, for us to have . Nope, what kind of mother do you think I am… I also did not take the water from Rella and go put it in the cart and almost forget she was there and then I ran back to release her from this awkward position nope that was also not me no way Houssay.


I was not appalled at this father in pollo tropical for leaving his three kids that seemed to be the ages 3, 4, 5 all alone at the table while he left for at least 10 minuets to use the rest room . The kids did not get scared and start running around the RESTURANT and almost run out the door. I was not watching them like a mother would do for her own kids and then totally not hear what my Hubby was saying cause I was watching these kids and so upset at the abandonment of the Father who was not using correct judgment . Any one could have taken those sweet kids and run and the Father would not have a clue. I was not appalled and did not shoot him an evil look when he returned to the table across from us. The kids were not all boys either; he could have taken them with him.


We did not take my Hubby’s old car to a dealer called “Car Max” to sell it so they can Auction it. We did not score and sell the car and they did not give us a little shy from the total book value either. The car only needed some minor work however the money we would have put in to it was not worth it since now we have been kind off gifted a new car from my mom for me and my kids; my other car that I love went to my Hubby .So by us not selling this car it did not help us out with some extra expenses either. Nope, that old car is still out side my house not. We were not too excited either.


I was not laughing hysterical after walking out to my Hubby saying that the lady behind the desk reminded me of the lady “Razz” from the Monsters’ inc . “””Sully did you clock out and do all your work.”””” You know the lady with the glasses and the big lips I mean she could have been a double this lady looked like the part and that is not all, I nor my hubby thought about this movie together and when we departed we were both not laughing uncontrollably. We both, at the same time did not say that lady sounded and looked like a double of that roll.

I’m not condoning judging or making fun I’m not at all I’m just saying in a nice way that is who this nice lady reminded me of it was too funny .



I scream, you scream ,we all scream for Ice scream… I was not at all excited because my Hubby and I escaped after dinner to go without the kids and have ice cream cones and a soda pop. We at all were not holding hands and walking down looking in windows and enjoying our selves. I did not have a large waffle cone with vanilla ice cream and chocolate sprinkles; it at all was not yummy either… Nope that was not us kissing like little kids on a date…. I do not eat nor like ice cream, nope not me….